Complete Dictionary of Cockney Rhyming Slang

Hi I'm Manny. I'm a London man with a van and a Londoner to the core.

That means I know my Bottle and Glass from my Beggar Boy's Ass - and neither mean what you think they might! Yes, cockney rhyming slang is a foreign language to most people, so I thought I'd let you in on the secret and help non-cockneys translate some of our favourite London sayings. Welcome to my Complete Dictionary of Cockney Rhyming Slang!


Check out the full list of cockney rhyming slang phrases below

A

Abergavenny

Penny

Ace Of Spades

AIDS

Acker Bilk

Milk

Adam and Eve

Believe

Adam and son

Done

Adam And The Ants

Pants

Adrian Quist

Pissed

Airs and Graces

Braces

Airs and Graces

Faces

Airs and Graces

Races

Alan Minter

Splinter

Alans

Pants

Alderman's Nail

Tail

Ali McGraw

Straw

Ali Afloat

Coat

All Night Rave

Shave

All Time Loser

Boozer (Heavy Drinker)

Allan Border

Out Of Order

Alligator

Later

Almond Rock

Frock

Almond Rocks

Socks

Alphonse

Ponce

Ancient Greek

Reek

Andy Cain

Rain

Andy McNab

Cab (Taxi)

Anna Maria

Fire

Anneka Rice

Ice

Apple Cider

Spider

Apple Core

Score (Twenty Pounds)

Apple Fritter

Bitter (Beer)

Apples and Pears

Stairs

April Fool

Stool

April Fool

Tool

April Fools

Football Pools

April Showers

Flowers

Army and Navy

Gravy

Artful Dodger

Lodger

Arthur Ashe

Cash

Arthur Bliss

Piss

Arthur Scargill

Gargle (Drink)

Ascot Races

Braces

Ash And Oaks

Smokes (Cigarettes)

Aunt Joanna

Piano

Aunt Nell

Smell

Auntie Annie

Fanny

Auntie Dot

Hot

Auntie Ella

Umbrella

Auntie Lily

Silly

Auntie Nellie

Belly

Ave Maria

Fire

Ayrton Senna

Tenner (Ten Pound Note)

B

Bacon and Eggs

Legs

Butcher's Hook

Look

Baa Lamb

Tram

Babbling Brook

Cook

Babbling Brook

Crook

Baby Giraffe

Half(a pint)

Bacardi Breezer

Geezer

Bacon Sarnie

Pakistani

Baden Powell

Towel

Bag of Sand

Grand

Bag of Yeast

Priest

Bag/Bowl of Fruit

Suit

Baked Bean

Queen

Baked Potato

Later

Baker's Dozen

Cousin

Bale of Hale

Gay

Bale of Straw

Raw

Ball and Chalk

Walk

Balloon Car

Saloon Bar

Ballroom Blitz

Tits

Bangers and Mash

Cash

Barclays Bank

Wank

Barn Owl

Row (quarrel)

Barnaby Rudge

Judge

Barnet Fair

Hair

Barney Rubble

Trouble

Barry Crocker

Shocker

Barry McGuigan

Big 'Un (Big One)

Barry White

Shite

Basil Fawlty

Balti

Basin Of Gravy

Baby

Bat and Wicket

Ticket

Bath Bun

Son/Sun

Battle of Saratoga

Yoga

Battle Of Waterloo

Stew

Battlecruiser

Boozer

Beans on Toast

Evening Post

Bear's Paw

Saw

Beechams Pill

Bill/Still

Bees and honey

Money

Bees Wax

Tax

Beetles and Ants

Underpants

Beggar Boy's Ass

Brass

Beggar-My-Neighbour

Labour

Belinda Carlisles

Piles

Ben Cartwright

Shite

Bended Knees

Cheese

Bengal Lancer

Chancer

Berk(Berkeley Hunt)

Cunt (person, not genitalia)

Betty Boo

Zoo

Bexley Health

Teeth

Biffo the Bear

Hair

Big Ben

Ten

Big Dippers

Slippers

Bill Wyman

Hymen

Billie Piper

Windshield Wiper

Billy Goat

Coat

Billy Goat

Throat

Bin Lid

Quid

Bird Bath

Laugh

Bird Lime

Time

Bird's Nest

Chest

Biscuit and Cookie

Bookie

Biscuit Tin

Chin

Biscuit and Cheese

Knees

Bladder Of Lard

Card

Blind Mice

Ice

Boat Race

Face

Bob Hope

Dope

Bob Hope

Soap

Bob Squash

Wash

Bobble Hat and Scarf

Laugh

Bobby Moore

Score (Twenty Pounds)

Bobby Moore

Sure

Bombay Docks

Socks

Bonney Fair

Hair

Bonnie and Clyde

Snide

Bo-Peep

Sleep

Boracic (boracic lint)

Skint

Boris Karloff

Cough

Botany Bay

Run Away

Bottle and glass

Arse

Bottle and Glass

Class

Bottle of Cola

Bowler

Bottle of Glue

Two

Bottle of Porter

Daughter

Bottle of Sauce

Horse

Bottle of Scotch

Wrist Watch

Bow And Arrow

Barrow

Bow and Arrow

Sparrow

Brace and Bit

Shit

Brace and Bits

Tits

Brad Pitt

Shit

Brad Pitt

Tit

Brahms and Liszt

Pissed (drunk)

Brass Band

Hand

Brass Nail

Tail (Prostitute)

Brass Tacks

Facts

Bread & Jam

Van

Bread And Butter

Gutter

Bread and Cheese

Sneeze

Bread and Honey

Money

Brenda Lee

Key

Bricks and Mortar

Daughter

Brigham Young

Tongue

Bright And Breezy

Easy

Briney Marlin

Darling

Bristol City

Breasts

British Rail

Email

Brittney Spears

Tears

Brixton Riot

Diet

Brixton Riot

Diet

Bromley by Row

Toe

Brothers And Sisters

Whiskers

Brown Bread

Dead

Brown Hat

Cat

Brussel Sprouts

Scouts

Bubble And Squeak

Beak

Bubble And Squeak

Greek

Bubble And Squeak

Speak

Bubble And Squeak

Week

Bubble Bath

Laugh

Bucket And Pail

Jail

Bucket And Pail

Jail

Buddy Holly

Volley

Bugs Bunny

Money

Bull and Cow

Row

Bull And Cow

Row (Quarrel)

Bullock Bladder

Ladder

Bullock's Horn

Pawn (In-Pawn)

Bungle & Zippy

Nippy

Bunny Ears

Tears

Burnt Cinder

Window

Burton On Trent

Rent

Bushel And Peck

Neck

Bushey Park

Joke

Bushey Park

Lark

Buster Keaton

Meeting

Butcher's Hook

A Look

C

Cab Rank

Bank

Cadbury's (Snack)

Back

Cadbury's Flake

Mistake

Cain And Abel

Table

Calvin Klein

Nine

Calvin Klein

Fine

Camel's Hump

Dump (shit)

Can Of Oil

Boil

Canal Boat

Tote

Canary

Fairy (gay)

Candle Wax

Tax

Candlesticks

Zits

Canoes

Shoes

Cape Of Good Hope

Soap

Captain Cook

Book

Captain Cook

Look

Captain Hook

Book

Captain Kirk

Work

Car and Scooter

Computer

Cardboard Box

Pox

Carpet

Three/p>

Carpet Pile

Smile

Cash And Carry-ed

Married

Cat And Cages

Wages

Cat and Dog

Bog (Toilet)

Cat And Mouse

House

Cattle Truck

Fuck

Cellarflap

Tap (Ask For A Loan)

Century

100

Chalfont St. Giles

Piles (Haemorrhoids)

Chalk Farm

Arm

Chamois Leather

Weather

Charles Fox

Box

Charlie (Charlie Hunt)

Cunt

Charlie Brown

Brown

Charlie Chan

Tan

Charlie Dicken

Chicken

Charlie Nash

Slash (Piss)

Charlie Prescot

Waistcoat

Charlie Pride

Ride

Charlie Ronce

Ponce

Chas And Dave

Shave

Cheerful Giver

Liver

Cheese & Ham

Scram

Cheese & Kisses

Missus

Cheese and Rice

Jesus Christ

Cheese Bap

Jap

Cheese Gratter

Raver

Cheese Rind

Four of a kind

Cheesy Quaver

Favour

Chelsea Pier

Queer

Cheltenham Bold

Cold

Cherie Blair

Penalty Fare

Cherry Hog

Dog

Cherry Pie

Lie

Cherry Ripe

Pipe

Chevy Chase

Face

Chew The Fat

Chat

Chewy Toffee

Coffee

Chicken And Rice

Nice

Chicken Breast

Breast

Chicken Curry

Worry

Chicken Jalfrezi

Crazy

Chicken Oriental

Mental

China Plate

Mate (Friend)

Chinese Blind

Mind

Chipmunks

Trunks

Chips & Peas

Knees

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Cockney Rhyming Slang

Choc ice

dice

Chocolate Fudge

Judge

Chopsticks

six

Christian Slater

Later

Christmas Crackered

Knackered

Christmas Crackers

Knackers (testicles)

Christmas Eve

Believe

Church Boys

Customs and Excise

Cilla Black

Back

Circus and clown

Brown

City Slickers

Knickers

Claires Raynors

Trainers

Claret (red wine)

Blood

Clever Mike

Bike

Clickity Click

Sixty Six

Clothes Peg

Egg

Cloud Seven

Heaven

Coalheaver (From Giver)

Penny

Coals and Coke

Broke

Coat And Badge

Cadge (Borrow)

Coat Hanger

Clanger (mistake)

Cobbler's Awls

Balls

Cock and Hen

Ten

Cock Linnet

Minute

Cock Sparrow

Barrow

Cockle and Mussells

Brussells (sprouts)

Cockney rhyme

time

Cockroach

Coach

Coco/Cocoa

Say so

Colonel Gadaffi

Cafe

Comedy Dave

Rave

Comic Cuts

Guts

Conan Doyle

Boil

Constantino Rocca

Shocker

Cooking Fat

Cat

Corn Beef

Teeth

Corn on the Cob

Job

Cough and Drag

Fag (cigarette)

Council gritter

shitter

Country Cousin

Dozen

Cousin Kyle

Paedophile

Cousin Sis

Piss

Cows and Kisses

Missus (wife)

Cow's Calf

Half

Cozzer's

Cops

Cream Cookies

Bookies (Bookmakers)

Cream Cracker-ed

Knackered

Crispy Duck

Fuck

Crosby, Stills, Nash

Cash

Crown Jewels

Tools

Crust (crust of bread)

Head

Crust of Bread

Head

Cucumbers

Numbers

Cuddle And Kiss

Piss

Cuddle And Kiss

Miss

Currant Bun

Nun

Currant Bun

Sun

Currant Cake-y

Shaky

Current Bun

Nun

Custard And Jelly

Telly (Television)

Cuts And Scratches

Matches

D

Daff-A-Down Dilly

Silly

Daft And Barmy

Army

Daily Mail

Tale

Daisy Roots

Boots

Dancing Fleas

Keys

Danny La Rue

Clue

Danny Marr

Car (Esp Flash One)

Darby and Joan

Moan

Darky Cox

Box

David Gower

Shower

Day And Night

Light (Ale)

Day's Dawning

Morning

Deep Sea Diver

Fiver (Five Pound Note)

Dennis Law

Draw

Derby Kelly

Belly

Derry and Tom

Bomb

Dick Emery

Memory

Dickory Dory

Clock

Dicky Bird

Word

Dicky Dirt

Shirt

Dig In The Grave

Shave

Ding Dong

Song

Ding Dong Bell

Hell

Dinky Doo

Twenty-Two

Dinky Doos

Shoes

Dixie Dean

Jeans

Do As You Like-y

Pikey

Do Me Good

Wood

Doctor Crippen

Dripping

Dog And Bone

Telephone

Dog's Meat

Feet

Donald Duck

Luck

Donkey's Ears

Years

Door to Door

Four

Doris Day

Gay (Homosexual)

Dot and Dash

Moustache

Doug McClure

Whore

Douglas Hurd

Turd

Down The Drains

Brains

Dribs And Drabs

Crabs

Drum And Fife

Knife

Drummond And Roce

Knife And Fork

Duchess Of Fife

Wife

Duck And Dive

Hide

Duck and Dive

Skive

Dudley Moores

Sores

Duke Of Argyles

Piles

Duke Of Kent

Rent

Duke Of York

Chalk

Duke Of York

Cork

Dunlop Tyre

Liar

Dustbin lid

Kid

E

Early Doors

Drawers (Pair Of)

Early Hours

Flowers

Eartha Kitt

Shit

Earwig

Twig (Understand)

East ang West

Vest

Easter Bunny

Funny

Eddie Grundies

Undies (Underwear)

Eddy Grant

Plant

Edgar Allan Poe

Tow

Edinburgh Fringe

Minge

Edna Everage

Beverage

Efan Ekuku

Poo

Egg Yoke

Joke

Eggs and Kippers

Slippers

Eiffel Tower

Shower

Eighteen Pence

Sense

Elastic Bands

Hands

Elephant And Castle

Parcel

Elephant And Castle

Arsehole

Elephant's Trunk

Drunk (Inebriated)

Elliot Ness

Mess

Elmer Fudd

Spud

Elsie Tanner

Spanner

Emma Freuds

Haemorrhoids

Empire State

Mate

Engineers And Stokers

Brokers

Ernie Marsh

Grass

Errol Flynn

Chin

Euan Blair

Leicester Square

Everton Toffee

Coffee

Ewan McGreggor

Beggar

Eye Lash

Slash

F

Finsbury (short for Finsbury Park)

Arc(light) (in theaters)

Fainting Fits

Tits (Breasts)

Faith and Hope

Soap

Falun Gong

Wrong

Family Tree

Lavatory

Fanny Blair

Hair

Fanny Craddock

Haddock

Fanny Hill

Pill (Contraceptive)

Far East

Priest

Farmer Giles

Piles (Haemorrhoids)

Fat and Skinny

Mini

Fat and Wide

Bride

Fatboy Slim

Gym

Father Ted

Dead

Feather And Flip

Kip (Sleep)

Feathers

33

Fibre of your Fabric

Loot (money)

Fiddle and Flute

Suit

Fiddle De Dee

Pee/Wee

Field Of Wheat

Street

Fine And Dandy

Brandy

Finger and Thumb

Rum

Finlay Quaye

Gay (Homosexual)

Finsbury Park

Mark

Fireman's Hose

Nose

First Aid Kits

Tits

Fish and Chips

Tips (Gratuities)

Fish Hook

Book

Fisherman's Daughter

Water

Five To Two

Jew

Flight Lieutenant Biggles

Giggles

Flounder And Dab

Cab (Taxi)

Flowers and Frolics

Bollocks

Flowery Dell

Cell (Prison)

Fly-By-Nights

Tights

Foot Pump

Dump

Fore And Aft

Daft

Fork And Knife

Wife

Forrest Gump

Dumb (shit)

Forsythe Saga

Lager

Four By Two

Jew

Four Seasons

Reasons

Four Wheeler

Sheila

Francis Drakes

Brakes

Frank Bough

Off

Frankie Howard

Coward

Frankie Vaughan

Porn

Frankie Vaughan

Prawn

Fred Astaire

Hair

Fred McMurrays

Worries

French Kiss

Piss (Urinate)

Friar Truck

Luck

Fridge Freezer

Geezer (Man)

Frog and Toad

Road

Front Door

Bore

Front Wheel Skid

Yid (Jew)

Fruit Gum

Chum

Frying Pan

Fan

Frying Pan

Old Man (Husband)

Fugly

Ugly

G

Gamma Ray

Stray

Gang and Mob

Gob (mouth)

Garden Gate

8

Garden Gate

Late

Garden Gate

Magistrate

Garden Gate

Mate (Friend)

Gary Abblets

Tablets (Ecstasy)

Gary Ablett

Tablet (Ecstasy Pill)

Gary Glitter

Bitter (Beer)

Gary Glitter

Shitter (Anus)

Gary Player

All Dayer (all day drinking)

Gates of Rome

Home

Gathers

Cops

Gavvers

Police

Gay & Hearty

Party

Gay and Frisky

Whisky

Gay Gordon

Parking Warden

General Election

Erection

Geoff Hurst

Burst (urinate)

Geoff Hurst

Thirst

Geoffrey Chaucer

Saucer

George and Zippy

Nippy (cold)

George Best

Chest

George Martin

Farting

George Raft

Draft

George Raft

Draught

Georgie Bests

Breasts

Georgio Armani

Sarnie (Sandwich)

German Band

Hand

German Bands

Hands

Gertie Gitana

Banana

Ghunga Dhin

Chin

Gianluca Vialli

Charlie (Cocaine)

Giggle and Titter

Bitter (Beer)

Gin and Tonic

Supersonic

Ginger Ale

Jail

Ginger Beer

Engineer

Ginger Beer

Queer (odd)

Gipsy's Warning

Morning

Giraffe

Laugh

Girls and Boys

Noise

Glasgow Ranger

Stranger

Glass of Plonk

Conk (Nose)

Glass of Water

Quarter

Glenn Hoddle

Doddle (easy or straight forward)

Gloria Gaynors

Trainers (running shoes)

Gobstopper

Chopper (Penis)

God Forbid

Kid (child)

God Forbids

Kids

Gold Watch

Scotch

Gold Watch

Scotch (Whisky)

Goldie Locks (Goldies)

Socks

Gooseberry Pudding

Woman

Goose's Neck

Cheque

Gordon & Gotch

Watch

Gordon And Gotch

Wrist Watch

Grass in the Park

Nark

Grasshopper

Copper (Police)

Gravel and grit

Shit

Gravy lumps

Dumps

Grease and Grime

Time

Green eggs and ham

Exam

Green Gage

Wage

Greengages

Wages

Gregory Peck

Cheque

Gregory Peck

Neck

Gregory Peck

Specs (spectacles)

Grey Mare

Fare

Grumble & Grunt

Cunt

Gypsy Nell

Hell

Gypsy's Kiss

Piss

H

Habitual Knitter

Bitter

Hackney Marsh

Glass

Haddock And Bloater

Motor

Haddock and Bloater

Motor (car)

Hair Gel

Bell

Hairy Knees

Please

Hairy Muff

Fair Enough

Hairy Nips

Chips

Half A Grose

Dose

Half Inch

Pinch (To Steal)

Half Inched

Pinched

Half Past Three

Tea

Ham And Cheesy

Easy

Ham And Eggs

Legs

Ham Shank

Bank

Ham Shanks

Yanks

Hammer And Tack

Back

Hampden Roar

Score

Hampstead Health

Teeth

Hampton Wick

Prick (Penis)

Hank Marvin

Starvin'

Hansel and Gretel

Kettle

Ha'penny Dip

Ship

Harold Wilsons

Stilsons (Pipe Wrenches)

Harpers And Queens

Jeans

Harris Tweed

Weed

Harry Bash

Cash

Harry Dash

Flash (natty)

Harry Kewell

Cool

Harry Lime

Time

Harry Lin

Chin

Harry Monk

Spunk (semen)

Harry Nash

Cash

Harry Rag

Fag (cigarette)

Harry Randall

Candle

Harry Tate

Eight

Harry Tate

State (Condition, Esp Poor)

Harry Wragg

Fag (Cigarette)

Harvey Nichol

Pickle

Hat Rack

Back

Hatti Jacques

Shakes

Hay Stack

Back

Hearts Of Oak

Broke (Financially Ruined)

Hedge And Ditch

Pitch (Stall Or Stand)

Helter-skelter

An air-raid shelter

Henry Moore

Door

Here and there

Chair

Herring And Kipper

Stripper

Herring Bone

Phone

Hey Diddle Diddle

Fiddle

Hey Diddle Diddle

Middle

Hide and Seek

Cheek

Highland Fling

Ring

Hillman Hunters

Punters

Hit and Miss

Kiss

Hit and Miss

Piss

Hobson's Choice

Voice

Holloa Boys Holloa

Collar

Holly Hox

Pox

Holly Reath

Teeth

Holy Friar

Liar

Holy Ghost

Racing Post

Holy Ghost

Toast

Hopping Pot

Lot (Serving or share)

Horse and Cart

Fart

Horse And Cart

Heart

Hot Cross Bun

Nun

Hot Cross Bun

Son

Hot Potato

Waiter

Hotpoint Fridge

Severn Bridge

House To Let

Bet

Housemaid's Knee

Sea

How d'you Do

Shoe

How's your father?

Lather

Hum & Song

Pong (smell)

I

I Suppose

Nose

Ian Beale

Deal

Ian Rush

Brish

Ian Wrights

Lights

Ice Cream Freezer

Geezer

Ice Rink

Drink

I'm Afloat

Overcoat

In And Out

Gout

In The Nude

Food

Inky Smudge

Judge

Ins and Outs

Snouts (Cigarettes)

Insects And Ants

Underpants

Inspector Morse

Sauce

Intercity

Kitty (pot of cash)

Irish Jig

Wig

Irish Pig

Wig

Irish Rose

Nose

Iron Hoof

Poof (homosexual)

Iron Horse

Toss

Iron Lung

Tongue

Iron Tank

Bank

Isle of Skye

Pie

Isle of Wight

Light

Isle of Wight

Right

Isle of Wight

Tights

Itch and Scratch

Match

Itchy Ring

Burger Kind

Itchy Teeth

Beef

Ivory Band

Hand

J

J Arthur Rank

Bank

J Arthur Rank

Wank (masturbate)

Jack & Danny

Fanny

Jack & Jill

Till (Cash Register)

Jack an'Dandy

Handy

Jack and Danny

Fanny

Jack And Jill

Bill (Statement)

Jack And Jill

Hill

Jack And Jill

Pill (birth control)

Jack and Jill

Till

Jack Dee

Pee

Jack Jones

Alone

Jack Jones

Own

Jack 'n' Danny

Fanny

Jack Palance

Dance

Jack Tar

Bar (Pub)

Jack The Dandy

Brandy

Jack The Ripper

Kipper

Jack the Ripper

Stripper

Jackanory

Story/ Tall Tale

Jackdaw

Jaw

Jackdaw And Rook

Book

Jackie Chan

Scran (food)

Jack's Alive

Five

Jackson Pollock

Bollocks

Jacobs Crackers

Knackers (testicles)

Jah Rule

School

Jakki Brambles

Shambles

Jam Jar

Car

Jam Roll

Arsehole

Jam Tart

Heart

Jam Tarts

Sweethearts

James Blunt

cunt (derogatory)

James Dean

Obscene

James Fox

Box

Jamie Redknapp

Crap

Jam-jar

Car

Janet Street-Porter

Quarter (a weight of drugs)

Jayme Gibbs

Jazz Bands

Hands

Jeckyll and Hyde

Snide

Jekyll and Hyde

Pride

Jekyll and Hydes

Strides (trousers)

Jenny Lee

Flea

Jenny Lee

Key

Jeremiah

Fire

Jerry Cottle

Bottle

Jerry O'Gorman

Mormon

Jim Skinner

Dinner

Jiminee Cricket

Ticket

Jimmy Hill

Bill (statement)

Jimmy Hill

Ill

Jimmy Hill

Pill

Jimmy O'Goblin

Sovereign

Jimmy Orner

Corner

Jimmy Riddle

Riddle (urinate)

Joanna

Piano (pronouced "pianna" in Cockney)

Jockey Whips

Chips

Jockey's Whip

Kip

Jodrell Bank

Wank

Joe Baxi

Taxi

Joe Blake

Snake

Joe Blake

Steak

Joe Brown

Town

Joe Goss

Boss

Joe Hook

Book

Joe Rook

Crook (criminal)

Joe Soap

Dope / Stupid Person

John Cleese

Cheese

John Cleese

Keys

John Cleese

Peas

John Hop

Cop (Police)

John Major

Pager

John Major

Wager

John O'Groat

Throat

John Skinner

Dinner

John Wayne

Train

Johnnie Rutter

Butter

Johnnie Mutter

Butter

Johnny Vaughn

Porn

Johnny Vaughn

Yawn

Judge Jules

Tools

Julian Clary

Fairy

Julius Caesar

Greek

Jumping Jack

Back

K

Kareem Abdul Jabbar

Car

Kate

Steak

Kate and Sydney

Steak and Kidney

Kate Karney

Army

Kate Moss

Toss

Kate Moss-ed

Lost

Kate Mossed it

Lost it

Kathy Burke

Work

Keith (Chegwin)

Pregnant

Keith Deller

Stella (Artois)

Ken Boon

4 Door Saloon

Ken Dodd

Wad

Ken Smee

Pee

Kermit

Road

Kermit the Frog

Bog

Kerry Packer

Knackered (tired)

Kettle On The Hob

Fog (Watch)

Kevin Keegan

Vegan

Khyber Pass

Arse

Khyber Pass

Glass

Kick and Prance

Dance

Kick Start

Tart

Kidney Punch

Lunch

Kilkenny

Penny

King Death

Breath

King Lear

Ear

King Lear

Queer (homosexual)

King Lears

Ears

King Tut

Gut

Kingdom Come

Burn

King's Death

Breath

Kippers

Slippers

Kitchen Sink

Click (jail)

Kitchen Sink

Drink

Kite

Cheque

Knobbly Knees

Keys

Kungfu Fighter

Lighter

Kuwaiti Tanker

Wanker

L

La-Di-Da

Cigar

La-Di-Da

Star

Lady from Bristol

Pistol

Lady Godiva

Fiver (Five Pound Note)

Lager and Lime

Spine

Lamb & Mint

Skint

Lards

Trousers

Last Card in the Pack

Sack

Laugh And Titter

Bitter (Beer)

Laugh on a joke

Smoke

Lee Marvin

Starvin'

Left In The Lurch

Church

Legs

11

Lemon And Lime

Crime

Lemon Curd

Girlfriend

Lemon Dash

Flash

Lemon Lime

Crime

Lemon Squeesy

Easy

Lemon Squeezer

Geezer

Lemonade

Spade

Leo Fender

Bender (homosexual)

Leo Sayer

All-dayer (Drinking Session)

Lesley Crowthers

Trousers

Lester Piggot

Bigot

Light and Bitter

Shitter

Light and Dark

Park

Lilley And Skinner

Dinner

Lillian Gish

Fish

Lillian Gish

Pish

Linda Lusardi

Cardy (cardigan)

Linen Draper

Newspapers

Ling and Linger

Ring on Finger

Lionel Bart

Fart

Lionel Bart

Tart

Lionel Blaire

Flares (wide bottom trousers)

Lionel Blaire

Nightmare

Lion's Lair

Chair

Little and Large

Marge

Little Critter

Bullshitter

Little White Mice

Dice

Liz Hurley

Early

Liza Minelli

Telly (TV)

Loaf of Bread

Head

Lollipop

Shop

Long Un

1000

Longers And Lingers

Fingers

Loop de Loop

Soup

Lord Lovell

Shovel

Lord Mayor

Swear

Lord Of The Manor

Tanner (Sixpence)

Lords and Peers

Ears

Louise Wener

Tenner (10 pound note)

Lousy Brown

Crown

Love and Kisses

Missus (Mrs)

L-Rig

Girl

Lucy Locket

Pocket

Lump of Ice

Advice

Lump Of Lead

Head

Lump of School

Fool

M

Macaroni

Pony (Twenty-Five Pounds)

Macca Crap

Mae West

Best

Magnus Pike

Dyke (Lesbian)

Mahatma Ghandi

Randy

Major Loda

Soda

Major Stevens

Evens (Fifty-fifty Bet)

Major Stevens

Evens (betting)

Man On The Moon

Spoon

Manchester Scally

Rally

Mangle And Wringer

Singer

Manhole Cover

Brother

Marbles (marbles and conkers)

Bonkers (Mad)

Mark Ramprakash

Slash

Mars Bar

Scar

Master McGrath

Bra

Matheson Lang

Slang (Cockney Rhyming)

Mavis Fritter

Shitter

Me and You

Menu

Melvyn Bragged

Shagged

Melvyn Bragg

Fag (Cigarette)

Merchant Banker

Wanker

Merlyn Rees

Piece (Lunch)

Merry Old Soul

Arsehole

Merry-go-round

Pound

Merryheart

Tart

Meryl Streep

Cheap

Meryl Streep

Sleep

Metric Miles

Piles (Haemorrhoids)

Michael Caine

Train

Michael Caines

Stains

Michael Miles

Piles

Michael Winner

Dinner

Mick Jagger

Lagger

Mick Mills

Pills

Mickey Bliss

Piss (urinate)

Mickey Duff

Puff (marijuana)

Mickey Most

Toast

Mickey Mouse

House

Mickey Mouse

Scouse (Liverpudlian)

Mickey Rourke

Pork

Micro Chip

Nip

Midland Bank

Wank (masturbate)

Mikkel Becks

Specs (spectacles)

Milton Keynes

Jeans

Mince Pies

Eyes

Moby Dick

Sick

Molly O'Morgan

Organ

Monkey

500

Monkey Wrench

Wench

Monkey's Cousin

Dozen

Monkey's Tail

Nail

Moody

Stolen

Morecambe And Wise

Flies

Moriarty

Party

Mork and Mindy

Windy

Mortar and Trowel

Towel

Mother Hubbard

Cupboard

Mother Of Pearl

Girl

Mother's Ruin

Gin

Mozambique

Keek

Mozzle and brocha

On the knocker

Mrs. Chant

Aunt

Mrs. Duckett

Bucket

Mum and Dad

Mad

Mumbley Pegs

Legs

Murray Walker

Talker

Murray Mint

Skint

Mutt and Jeff

Deaf

Mutter and Stutter

Butter

Mystic Megs

Legs

N

Nails and Tacks

Fax

Nanny Goat

Boat

Nanny Goat

Coat

Nanny Goat

Throat

Nat King Cole

Dole (welfare)

Natter

Chat

Near and Far

Bar (Pub)

Ned Kelly

Telly (Television)

Needle and Pin

Gin

Nelly Duff

Puff (life)

Nelson Eddy's

Readies (Ready Money)

Nelson Mandella

Stella (beer)

Nena

99

Nervo

9

Nervo and Knox

Box

Nervo and Knox

Pox

Nervous Wreck

Cheque

Neves

7

New Delhi

Belly

Newgate Gaol

Tale

Newington Butts

Guts

Niagara Falls

Balls (testicle)

Niffty

50

Nifty n Frifty

Shifty

Nightboar to Cairo

Giro

Nix

86

Nix/Nixies

Nothing

No Surrenders

Suspenders

Noah's Ark

Lark

Noah's Ark

Nark

Noah's Ark

Park

Noah's Ark

Shark

Nobby Stiles

Piles (hemorrhoids)

Norman Watts

Pots

North and South

Mouth

Nose and Chin

Gin

Nuclear Sub

Pub

Nuns 'n Habits

Rabbits

Nuremberg Trials

Piles (Haemorrhoids)

Nutmegs

Legs

O

Obadiah

Fire

Ocean Going Squid

Quid

Ocean

Mate

Ocean Pearl

Girl

Ocean Wave

Shave

Oedipus Rex

Sex

Oily Rag

Fag (Cigarette)

Okey Doke

Poke

Old Bag

Hag (Horrible Woman)

Old Bill

Police

Old Pot and Pan

Old Man

Oliver Twist

pissed (drunk)

Oliver Twist

Fist

Oliver Twist

Fist

Oliver Twist

Wrist

Omar Sharif

Grief

On The Floor

Poor

Once a week

Beak

Once a week

cheek

One And the Other

Brother

One Time Looker

Hooker

Ones and Twos

Shoes

Ooh Aah

Stella Artois (beer)

Orange Peel

Feel

Orchestra Stalls

Balls (testicles)

Oscar Asche

Cash

Outings and Festivals

Testicles

Oxford Scholar

Dollar (Five Shillings)

Oxo Cube

Tube (Underground Railway)

P

Pam Shriver

Fiver

Pants and Vest

Chest

Paper Hat

Prat

Paraffin Lamp

Tramp

Pat and Mick

Sick

Pat Cash

Slash

Pat Malone

Alone

Pat Malone

Own (Alone)

Paul Cousins

Baker's dozens

Paul McKenna

Tenner (£10)

Paul Weller

Stella (beer)

Pea Shooter

Hooter (nose)

Peanut Butter and Jelly

Belly

Pear Halved

Starved

Pearly Queen

Seen

Peas in The Pot

Hot

Peckham (Peckham Rye)

Tie

Peddle and Crank

Wank (masturbate)

Pen and Ink

stink (smell)

Penny-A-Pound

Ground

Perpetual Loser

Boozer

Persian Rugs

Drugs

Pete Tong

Wrong

Peter Pan

Can (Prison or Wall Safe)

Peter Pan

Tan

Peter Powell

Towel

Petrol Tanks

Yanks

Philharmonic

Gin and Tonic

Picadilly

Silly

Piccolo and Flute

Suit

Pick and Mix

Sticks (Countryside)

Pie and Apple Chunk

Drunk

Pie and Liquor

Vicar

Pie and Mash

Flash

Pie and Mash

Slash (piss)

Pieces of Eight

Weight

Pig's Ear

Beer

Pillar and Post

Ghost

Pillar and Post

Host

Pimple and Botch

Scotch

Pineapple

Chapel

Pineapple Chunk

Bunk

Ping Pong

Strong

Pinky and Perky

Turkey

Pins & Pegs

Legs

Pipe and Drum

Bum

Pipe Your Eye

Cry

Pitch And Toss

Boss

Pittsburgh Steelers

Peelers (Police)

Planet of the Apes

Grapes

Plaster

Arse

Plates And Sishes

Missus

Plates of Meat

Feet

Pleasure and Pain

Rain

Plimsoll Mark

Park

Plink Plonk

Vin Blanc (Wine)

Polo Mint

Bint

Pony and Trap

Crap (sort of manure!)

Pope in Rome

Home

Pope on the Rope

Dope

Poppy (poppy red)

Bread

Porcupine

Wine

Pork Chops

Pigs (Police)

Porky (pork pie)

lie (fib)

Porridge Knife

Life (term)

Port And Brandy

Randy

Posh 'n Becks

Decks (turntables)

Posh 'n Becks

Sex

Pot and Pan

Old Man (Father)

Pot Of Glue

Clue

Potatoes in the Mould (Taters)

Cold

Pots and Dishes

Wishes

Prairie Hat

Prat

Present and Past

Last

Prison Time

Bird (Lime)

Profit & Loss

Boss

Pull Down The Shutter

Butter

R

Rusty Nail

Jail

Russell Harty

Party

Ruof

4

Runner Beans

Jeans

Rum and Coke

Joke

Ruby Rose

Nose

Ruby Murray

Curry

Rubric's Cube

Pube (pubic hair)

Rubber/Rubber dub (Rub-a-dub-dub)

Pub (or club)

Rubber Glove

Love

Rubber Duck

Cook

Rubber Dub

Sub, pay advance

Rubber bands

Hands

Rub-a-Dub-Dub

Pub

Rub-a-Dub

Club

Roy Hudd's

Spuds

Round the Houses

Trouser

Rouf Cinque

45

Rosy Lee

tea (drink)

Rosie (Rosie Lee)

tea ('cup of rosie')

Rory O'Moore

Door

Rory O'Moore

Floor

Roof Rack

Back

Ronnie Barker

Marker (Pen)

Ronnie & Reggie(Kray)

Veggie

Ronald Riches

Bitches

Rolls Royce

Voice

Rolling Billows

Pillows

Roller Coaster

Toaster

Roland Joffe

Coffee

Roger's

Roger Bannisters

4 Minute Mile (s)

Piles

Roger Starling

Carling (Beer)

Roger Nellie

Telly

Roger Moore

Door

Rodney Marsh

Harsh

Rocking Horse

Sauce

Rockford Files

Piles (hemorrhoids)

Rock of Ages

Wages

Rock and Roll

Dole

Robinson Crusoe

Do So

Robinson And Cleaver

Fever

Robin Hood

Good

Rob Roy

Boy

Roath

4

Roast Pork

Fork

Road

Frog and Toad

River Ouse

Booze (alcohol)

Rio Grande

1000

Rink-a-dink

Chink(Chinese)

Rifles (short for rifle ranges)

Changes

Riff Raff

Café (pronounced caff)

Ricki Lake

Rick Whitter

Shitter (Toilet or rectum)

Richard the Third

Bird

Richard the 3rd

Turd

Richard Burtons

Curtains

Rhythm n blues

Shoes

Rhubard Pill

Hill

Rex Mossop

Gossip

Reg Varney

Pakistani

Reg Grundies

Undies

Reels of Cotton

Rotten

Red sock

Dock

Read and Write

Fight

Razzmatazz

Jazz (evolved to mean general excitement)

Razor

Blazer

Ravi Shanker

Wanker

Rattle and clank

Bank

Rats and mice

Dice

Rat and mouse

House

Raspberry Tart

Fart (blowing raspberries)

Raspberry Tart

Heart

Raspberry Ripple

Nipple

Raspberry Rippe

Cripple

Rank and riches

Breeches

Randolph Scott

Spot (acne)

Rainbow Trout

Kraut (German)

Rag and Bone

Throne (Toilet)

Radio Rental

Mental

Radio Ones

Runs (Diarrhoea)

Rabbit and Pork

Talk (Rabbit's too much)

S

Syrup Of Figs

Wigs

Syrup (short for syrup of figs)

Wig (sick)

Sydney

Kidney

Sweeny Todd

Flying Squad (Police)

Sweaty Sock

Jock (Scotsman)

Swanee River

Liver

Surrey Docks

Pox

Supersonic

Tonic

Sunny South

Mouth

Sugar Candy

Handy

Sugar basin

A marble mason

Sugar and Honey

Money

Suez Canal

Flannel

Struggle and Grunt

Cunt

Strawberry Tart

Heart

Strawberry Split

Git (twit)

Strawberry Rhone

Telephone

Strange'n'Weird

Beard

Storm and Strife

Wife

Stop Thief

Beef

Stoke On Trent

Bent (Criminal)

Stinging Nettle

Kettle

Sticky Toffee

Coffee

Stewed Prune

Tune

Stevie

Cinema

Stevey Bould

Cold

Steve McQueens

Jean's

Steve McGarret

50

Steve Claridge

Garage

Stench

Dame Judy (Dench)

Steffi Graf

Laugh

Steam Tug

Mug (fool)

Steak & kidney

Sydney

Star's Nap

Tap (Ask for a Loan)

Stand to Attention

Pension

Stand at Ease

Cheese

Stammer and Stutter

Butter

St. Martins-Le-Grand

Hand

Sprarsy Anna

Tanner (sixpence)

Spotted Dick

Sick

Spiders & Bugs

Thugs

Spark and Smoulder

Shoulder

Spanish Archer

Elbow

Sovs

Pounds (currency)

Soup and Gravy

Navy

Sorry and Sad

Bad

Son 'n Daughter'd

Slaughtered

Soldier's Bold

Cold

Sock and blister

Sister

Soap

Bob Hope

Snow and Slush

Flush

Snout

Cigarettes

Snake's hiss

Piss

Slits in a Dress

Mess

Slay 'em in the aisles

Piles (hemorrhoids)

Sky Rocket

Pocket

Sky Diver

Fiver

Skin and Blister

Sister

Skein of Thread

Bed

Single Fish

Pish

Sinbad The Sailor

Tailor

Simon Said

Dead

Silver Spoon

Coon

Sigorney Weaver

Beaver

Sighs and Tears

Ears

Sieg Heils

Piles (haemorrhoids)

Shovel and Pick

Nick (Prison)

Short of a sheet

in the street

Scooby Doo

Shoe

Ship in Full Sail

Pint of Ale

Sherman Tank

Wank

Sherman Tank

Yank

Sherbet Dab

Cab

Shepherd's Plaid

Bad

Shawshank Redemption

Pension

Shaun Ryder

Cider

Shannon Tweed

Weed

Shake and Shiver

River

Sexton Blake

Fake

Sexton Blake

Cake

Septic Tank

Yank (a person from the U.S.)

Selina Scott

Spot

Sebastion Coe

Toe

Scuffers

Police

Screw

Prison Officer

Screaming Alice

Crystal Palace

Scratch yer head (Scratcher)

Bed

Scott Mills

Pills

Scott Gibbs

Fibs (lies)

Scotch Pegs

Legs

Scotch Peg

Egg

Scotch Mist

(Pissed) Drunk

Score

20

Scooby-Doo

Clue

Scooby (short for Scooby-Doo)

Clue (inkling, as in "I haven't got a scooby.")

Schindlers List

Pissed, drunk

Scarper (Scapa Flow)

go, run away

Scapa Flow / Scarper

run away, go

Sausage Roll

Goal

Sausage and Mash

Cash

Saucepan Lid

Quid (One Pound)

Saucepan Lid

Kid(Child)

Saucepan Handle

Candle

Satin and Silk

Milk

Santa's Grotto

Blotto, drunk

Sans Fairy Ann

I don't mind

Sandshoe

Thank you

San Toy

Boy

San Moritz

Shit's

Salvador Dali

Drink

Salt

Bank Vault

Salmon Trout

Gout

Salmon and Trout

Stout (Beer)

Salmon and Trout

Snout(Tobacco)

T

Typewriter

Fighter

Two-thirty

Dirty

Two-Bob Bits

Shits (diarrhoea)

Two Little Ducks

22

Two Fat Ladies

88

Two Bob Bit

Shit

Two and Eight

State (in a right old two and eight/hypo mood)

Two and Eight

State (Anguish)

Two and Eight

State (of upset)

Two and Eight

State (in a right old two and eight)

Twist and twirl

girl

Twist and Shouts

Sprouts

Turtle Doves

Gloves

Turtle Dove

Love

Turkish Delight

Shite (speaking shite/rubbish)

Turkish Bath

Laugh

Tumble down the sink

drink

Tufnell Park

Lark (fun)

True till death

Breath

Trouble and Strife

Wife

Trombone

Phone

Tristram Hunt

Cunt (metaphorical - referring to a person, not genitalia)

Trick Cyclist

Psychiatrist

Tree Trunk

Skunk

Treacle Tart

Sweetheart

Treacle

Tart

Trap One

Toilet

Tramp on a Bench

Wench

Town Halls

Balls (testicles)

Touch Me on the Knob

Bob (Shilling)

Top Hat

Chat

Tony Slattery

Battery

Tony Blair(s)

Flairs or Hair

Tonic

Philharmonic

Ton

100

Tommy Tucker

Fucker

Tommy Tucker

Supper

Tommy Trinder

Window

Tommy Tank

Bank

Tommy Tank

Wank (masturbate)

Tommy Rollocks

Bollocks

Tomfoolery

Jewellery (A nice piece of Tom)

Tom, Dick and Harry

Dictionary

Tom Tit

Shit

Tom Thumb

Rum

Tom Tank

Wank

Tom Mix

Six

Tom Jones

Bones

Tom and Jerry

Merry

Tom and Dick

Sick

tom (tomfoolery)

Jewellery ('Tom' now means any stolen goods)

Toe-Rag

Fag (cigarette)

Toe Rag

Slag - Female of Easy Virtue

Toe Rag

Slag (prostitute)

Todd Sloane

on your own (on yer Todd)

Toby jugs

Lugs (ears)

Toby Jug

Mug (chump)

Toby Ale

Rail

Toblerone

On my own

Tifter (Tit for Tat)

Hat

Tit Willow

Pillow

Tina Turner

Earner

Tin Tank

Bank

Tin Tack

Sack

Tin of Fruit

Suit

Tin Lids

Kids

Tin Lid

Yid (Jewish Person)

Tin Bath

Laugh

Tile

Hairstyle

Tilburys (short for Tilbury Docks)

Socks

Tilbury Docks / Almond Rocks

Socks

Tiddly Wink

Drink

Tid (short for tiddlywink)

Chink (Chinese person)

Tick-Tock

Clock

Tick-tack

The track

Tick

Tock

Tic Tac

Sack

Thumb and Pinky

Chinky

Thr'penny Bit

Tits

Three Wheel Trike

Dyke (Lesbian)

Three Card Trick

Dick (penis)

Thora Hird

third (3rd class university degree)

Thomas Tilling

Shilling

This and That

Cat

Thirteen Amp

Tramp (hobo)

These and Those

Toes

There you are

Bar

Theif

Tea Leaf

Texas Ranger

Stranger

Terry Waite

Late

Tennis Racquet

Jacket

Ten Speed Gears

Ears

Ten Fulongs (Mile and a quarter)

Water

Telecom Tower

Shower

Ted Ray

Gay (homosexual)

Teapot Lids

Kids

Teapot Lid

Quid (One Pound)

Tea, two and a Bloater

Motor

Tea Leafing

Thieving

Tea Leaf

Thief

Tea Caddy

Paddy

Taters in the Mould

Cold

Taters (short for potatoes in the mould)

Cold (adjective)

Tartan Banner

Tanner (Sixpence)

Tart

Golf Kart

Talk and Mutter

Butter

Tables and Chairs

Stairs

V

Vera Lyn

Gin

Von Trappe

Crap

Vodka and Tonic

VAT (value added tax)

Vindaloo

Clue

Vincent Price

Ice

Vera Lynns

Skins (Cigarette Papers)

Vera Lynn

Fin (or skin, meaning cigaratte rolling paper)

Van Gogh Ear

Left Here

Valerie Singleton

1

W

Whistle and flute

Suit (of clothes)

Weasel and Stoat

Coat

Wyatt Earp

Burp

Wooly Hat and Scarf

Laugh

Wooden Plank

Yank

Wobbly Jelly

Telly (Television)

Winona Ryder

Cider

Windshield Wiper

Billie Piper

Window

Tommy Trinder

Windjammer

Hammer

Wind and Kite

Web site

Wilson Picket

Ticket

Wilkie Bard

Warrant Card

Widow Twanky

Hanky (Handkerchief)

White mice

Ice

Whistle (whistle and flute)

Suit

Whiskey Malt

Fault

Whiskey and Soda

Voda (mobile phone)

Wheeltappers and Shunters

Punters

Whale and Gale

Out of Jail

Weston-Super-Mare

Nightmare

Westminster Abbey

Shabby

West Ham Reserves

Nerves

West End Thespian

Lesbian

Weeping Willow

Pillow

Weep and wail

A Tale

Website

Sight

Weaver's Chair

Prayer

Weasel (weasel and stoat)

Coat

Weakest Link

Drink

Watford Gap

Slap

Walter Scott

Pot

Walter Mitty

Titty (breast)

Wally's Scarf

Laugh

Wally Grout

Shout (round)

Wallace and Gromit

Vomit

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